George and Phil

a good one

have you heard about that actress that got stabbed?

no, who?

you know, what’s her name… Reese… Reese…

witherspoon?

no, with a knife!

At the right moment this joke can be employed to help make people think that you are witty and intelligent, and the kind of person they would like to invite to a dinner party as entertainment.

2 Comments so far

  1. ash April 9th, 2006 4:26 pm

    As we speak the internet is being filled with complete drivel; mostly coming from you.

  2. phil April 9th, 2006 4:55 pm

    thanks awfully.

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